Post by Max on Sept 13, 2004 16:05:36 GMT -5
Goofy: (singing)
Do you need a break from modern living?
Do you long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together upon the open road!
(speaking) C'mon, Maxie!
Max: (singing)
All in all I'd rather have detention!
All in all I'd rather eat a toad!
An old man drives that's such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road!
Goofy: (singing)
There's nothing can upset me 'cause now we're on our way!
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true!
Max: (singing)
Roxanne please don't forget me! I will return some day!
Though I may be in traction when I do!
Goofy: (singing)
Me and Max relaxing like the old days!
Max: (singing over Goofy)
It's far worse than dragon breath and acne!
Goofy: (singing)
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode!
Max: (singing over Goofy)
I'm so mad I think I may explode!
Goofy: (singing)
When I see that highway I could cry!
Max: (singing)
You know, that's funny, so could I!
Both: (singing)
Just being out on the open road!
CW Girls in pickup: (singing)
Howdy boys! Is this the way to Nashville?
Tow Truck Driver: (singing)
Watch it, Mack! or you'll be getting towed!
Con in paddy wagon: (singing)
I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turning sixty-five
The next time I sees the open road!
[Goofy looks at the con, then at depressed Max, imagining
Max in a striped prison uniform. He drives away quickly.]
Small Driver: (singing)
Just a week of rest and relaxation,
Large Wife: (spoken)
Yeah!
Small Driver:
(singing) And the odd romantic episode!
Max:
(spoken) Very odd!
[Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck are hitchhiking.]
Mickey: (singing)
And it's Californ-eye-ay or bust!
Little Old Lady From Pasadena: (singing)
Look out you dirtbags! Eat my dust! From now on I'm on the open road!
Goofy: (singing)
It's me and little Maxie, my pip-squeak pioneer!
Nuns: (singing)
Their car edges forever "Westward Ho!"
(spoken)
Ye Haw!
Max: (singing)
Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here To Beverly Hills 90210?
All: (singing)
Oh, every day another new adventure!
Every mile another new zip code!
And the cares we had are gone for good!
Max: (singing)
And I'd go with them if I could!
All: (singing)
I got no strings on me!
I'm feeling fancy free!
How wonderful to be
On the open road!
Do you need a break from modern living?
Do you long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together upon the open road!
(speaking) C'mon, Maxie!
Max: (singing)
All in all I'd rather have detention!
All in all I'd rather eat a toad!
An old man drives that's such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road!
Goofy: (singing)
There's nothing can upset me 'cause now we're on our way!
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true!
Max: (singing)
Roxanne please don't forget me! I will return some day!
Though I may be in traction when I do!
Goofy: (singing)
Me and Max relaxing like the old days!
Max: (singing over Goofy)
It's far worse than dragon breath and acne!
Goofy: (singing)
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode!
Max: (singing over Goofy)
I'm so mad I think I may explode!
Goofy: (singing)
When I see that highway I could cry!
Max: (singing)
You know, that's funny, so could I!
Both: (singing)
Just being out on the open road!
CW Girls in pickup: (singing)
Howdy boys! Is this the way to Nashville?
Tow Truck Driver: (singing)
Watch it, Mack! or you'll be getting towed!
Con in paddy wagon: (singing)
I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turning sixty-five
The next time I sees the open road!
[Goofy looks at the con, then at depressed Max, imagining
Max in a striped prison uniform. He drives away quickly.]
Small Driver: (singing)
Just a week of rest and relaxation,
Large Wife: (spoken)
Yeah!
Small Driver:
(singing) And the odd romantic episode!
Max:
(spoken) Very odd!
[Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck are hitchhiking.]
Mickey: (singing)
And it's Californ-eye-ay or bust!
Little Old Lady From Pasadena: (singing)
Look out you dirtbags! Eat my dust! From now on I'm on the open road!
Goofy: (singing)
It's me and little Maxie, my pip-squeak pioneer!
Nuns: (singing)
Their car edges forever "Westward Ho!"
(spoken)
Ye Haw!
Max: (singing)
Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here To Beverly Hills 90210?
All: (singing)
Oh, every day another new adventure!
Every mile another new zip code!
And the cares we had are gone for good!
Max: (singing)
And I'd go with them if I could!
All: (singing)
I got no strings on me!
I'm feeling fancy free!
How wonderful to be
On the open road!
