The One We've Been Waiting For

[Cori]

Cori looked at Stoney funny. Did he just say the words 'opera', 'museum', and 'splendid' with a straight face? This was strange, "Sounds totaly rockin'. Afterwards you wanna hit the arcade? I hear theve got the newest version of Rad-Mobile!"
This was getting downright creepy, it was like they had switched personalitys. Being "normal" was hard.

[Stoney]

Stoney had to contort his face as to not jump at the idea of the arcade. That was really where he would rather be than on this super uncomfortable date. "Only if m'lady wishes." He said awkwardly.

[Cori]

(All right I'm getting bored of standing outside my house, Lets switch to the musem)

Cori looked at the neclace in the glass case infront of her then at Stoney. She could tell he was bored, it was painfuly obvious no matter how hard he tried to hide it. She new she would be absolutely miserable at the arcade later, no point in both of them haveing a terrible evening.
"Hey Stoney come here, I want to show you something realy cool."

[Stoney]

"Great," Stoney said with a fake smile. He knew almost instantly that there was no way interesting could mean the same for both of them. It was probably some old painting by some old guy he had only heard of on Jeopardy.

[Cori]

Cori pulled Stoney toward the Egypt exhibit. stoping infront of the large glass case holding the mummy, "Check it out, this person died almost 2,500 years ago and they aren't dust!"
Cori looked at Stoney waiting for some reaction before she continued.

[Stoney]

"It's like Link only grosser," Stoney said in awe. "And younger too I should say." That is pretty cool...I mean...This is quite fascinating, young Cori." Stoney looked back at the mummy and smiled, feeling pretty proud of himself for keeping up the "smart" talk.

[Cori]

Cori rolled her eyes, Stoney had absolutly no idea how stupid he sounded. "Did you know that when Tutankhamun's tomb was discovered in 1923, within seven years only two people from the original expidion were left alive."

[Stoney]

Stoney cringed, some of Cori's stories were starting to hit way to close to him for like. "Well m'dear, with any luck, Dave will be the first of us to go."

[Cori]

"Oh come on Stoney, Dave isnt that crusty... ok so mabey a little crusty on the edges but he's no TOO bad," Cori teased. "Come on," she pulled him toward the interactive exhibits. "Hey Stone bet you cant lift that." She said pointing to a one ton weight attached to a lever with several ropes dangeling from it.

[Stoney]

Stoney hated being challenged. Generally he was a pretty mellow guy, not to much goin' on in the melon, but when there was a challenge to his "manliness" he would wig out. "Of course I can," he groaned, straining to lift the giant thing that he obviously couldn't.

[Cori]

Cori grinned and pointed to another rope. "Try that one," she sugested knowing full well that when he pulled it with even one hand the weight would lift.

[Stoney]

Stoney pulled on it very hardly and nearly toppled to the ground when his pull actually worked. "See," he gasped as he straightened himself up. "I am strong. That other thing was just glitched or somethin'."

[Cori]

"Right," smiled Cori. "Watch this." She raced over and jumped onto a spinning platform and grabbed the hanndles. She crouched down and began to go around faster.

[Stoney]

Stoney jumped on the platform to add a second set of hands turning it. If fun date = getting sick then this was the best date ever. Stoney stood from the platform when it stopped spinning and proceeded to do the most spectacular face plant ever.

[Cori]

Cori stepped off the platform with as much grace as a person who was insanely Dizzy could muster. She staggered into the side of the exhibit and crashed into one of the bars which knocked her over. She looked at Stoney sitting next to her and anounced, "I think I'm goinna barf."